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Private School

https://www.moneytalkgo.com/five-questions-private-school/

 

Sending the kids to private school: Five questions to ask

You want your child to have the benefit of a world-class education. You don’t want it to drain your bank account. Before you enroll your child in private school, maybe you should read this.

 

 

Timothy Ross , Family Advisor

CEO & Founder, Brock Shores Financial

Mutual Fund Representative through PEAK Investment Services Inc.

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Brock Shores Financial / Timothy Ross & Associates

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4502 Airport Road – Tincap, GTA Professional Center

Elizabethtown, Ontario K6T 1A2

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Helping Families Achieve ... Life's Major Goals

  1. Tax Smart Planning & Investing              
  2. Worry Free Retirement              
  3. Education of Our Children & Grandchildren              
  4. Quality Care for Our Parents              
  5. Meaningful Financial Help for Our Loved Ones              
  6. Meaningful Legacy

 

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Member of RIA, Responsible Investment Association

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Jokes for the kid in you

http://www.fatherly.com/play/50-short-dumb-jokes-kids-love-anyway

 

50. What do you call an old snowman?

 Water!

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49. Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

48. Why is Santa always so happy?

He likes to live in the present!

47. How do you catch a whole school of fish?

With bookworms.

6. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

45. Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

He felt rotten!

44. What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner’s on me!

43. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? 

Sneakers.

42. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy.

41. How do mountains stay warm in winter?

Snowcaps.

40. Why do artists constantly feel cold?

Because they’re surrounded by drafts.

39. Why did the pony get sent to his room?

He wouldn’t stop horsing around.

. What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

37. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

36. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?

That hit the spot!

35. Why can’t a leopard hide?

Because he’s always spotted!

4. Why should you not let a bear operate the remote?

He will keep pressing the paws button.

33. What is a robot’s favorite snack?

Computer chips.

2. What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

31. What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business!

30. Why did the banana go to the hospital?

He was peeling really bad.

29. Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He was looking for his buddy, Pluto.

28. What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.

27. Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

26. What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite!

25. What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

stega-snore-us.

24. Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels!

23. What bone will a dog never eat?

Trombone.

22. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

 To eat the chickens on the other side.

21. Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

20. When will the little snake arrive?

I don’t know, but he won’t be long.

19. What’s the biggest moth in the world?

mammoth.

18. What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A bunny ribbit.

17. What type of markets do dogs avoid?

Flea markets!

16. What do music and chickens have in common?

Bach, Bach, Bach!

15. Why aren’t dogs good dancers?

They have two left feet.

14. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

do-you-think-he-saw-us.

13. What did one penny say to another penny?

We make cents.

12. What kind of lion never roars?

dandelion!

11. Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?

For tocking too much.

10. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

9. What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious.

8. Why did the man run around his bed?

He was trying to catch up on sleep!

7. Why do dragons sleep during the day?

So they can fight knights!

6. Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

Because she’s always running away from the ball.

5. What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

4. Why is the grass so dangerous?

It’s full of blades.

3. Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?

All those fans.

2. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

1. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

"Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing." ~ Carol Burnett

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Kevin Advice

Kevin O'Leary love him or hate him, he has some great experiences and advice

Kids and Money thoughts

The dead bird under the tree is the one that never learned how to fly, so are you a dead bird or are you going to learn how to fly.

Thoughts on allowances, work for kids, learning lessons , equate the value of money to time worked , time and money are interlinked 

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/money/video/what-convinced-kevin-oleary-to-financially-cut-off-his-kids-after-college/vi-BBFyG38?refvid=BBEYZ3M&OCID=ems.display.welcomeexperience

I am reminded of my brother in law to be and what he has set up with his kids to earn money, it kinda neat and inspiring. 

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